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FUNNY: more like Jerry Seinfeld than Jerry Lewis |
CORNY
SENSE OF HUMOR: does his Jackie Mason impression at
every party |
HONEST: shares bachelor party stories with you ... but spares you
details on the stripper |
TOO
HONEST: shares bachelor party stories with you ... he
thought the stripper was "fine" |
ROMANTIC
AND PRACTICAL: has a house account with 1-800-FLOWERS
and dials it often |
PRACTICALLY
BROKE: he spends hours on 1-900/HOTMAMA trying to meet
people |
AMBITIOUS: occasionally works weekends but is always home for
dinner |
WORKAHOLIC: takes his beeper to bed...but is not on call |
WINES
AND DINES: loves risotto con porcini and pronounces it
perfectly |
WHINES
ABOUT DINING: if it's not on his discount card, you're
not eating there |
INVESTMENT
SAVVY: solvent, stable, and risk-free |
NOT
FINANCIALLY ASTUTE: thinks stock market means
livestock |
EXERCISE
ENTHUSIAST: lifetime member of New York Health and
Racquet Club |
EXERCISE
ENTHUSIAST: swears by Richard Simmons |
FOOTBALL
FIEND: Entices you to take in a game at the Meadowlands
by taking you shopping in Secaucus |
FOOTBALL
FIEND: has Sports Phone programmed before his mother on
speed dial |
NOT
EXACTLY ON THE CUTTING EDGE OF FASHION: but looks great
in his ten year old jeans |
NOT
EXACTLY ON THE CUTTING EDGE OF FASHION: doesn't know
that flood pants were never in style |
SMART: interested in discussing the issues, not beating them to
death |
PSEUDO-INTELLECTUAL
: reads the newspaper cover-to-cover and quizzes you
over dinner |
SINCERE: says the sweetest things and puts it in writing, too
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SAPPY: uses baby talk on the first date |
HANDY. took a course in the art of massage and does all his
homework with you |
TOUCHY-FEELY: has sweaty palms |
